{"id":1023,"date":"2017-10-24T07:08:26","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T07:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sagia.ro\/v2\/fistic-iu\/?p=1023"},"modified":"2019-06-12T12:48:23","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T09:48:23","slug":"stop-pacalelilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sagia.ro\/v2\/fistic-iu\/stop-pacalelilor\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop p\u0103c\u0103lelilor!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Nu \u00een fiecare zi e 1 aprilie, a\u0219a c\u0103 … Stop p\u0103c\u0103lelilor!<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 cel mai trist e c\u00e2nd ne p\u0103c\u0103lim singuri.<\/p>\n

To\u021bi vrem corp de vis, m\u00e2ncare din bel\u0219ug \u0219i sport de fandoseal\u0103.<\/p>\n

Ei bine, doar dac\u0103 e 1 aprilie \u00een fiecare zi!<\/p>\n

Ne zv\u00e2rcolim zilnic \u00een \u00eencercarea de a sta \u00een standarde, pe care adesea ni le stabilim singuri, pentru ca apoi s\u0103 tr\u0103im meschin zilele \u0219i ipocrit nop\u021bile.<\/p>\n

Gras sau slab este, dincolo de sim\u021bit bine fizic \u0219i bine \u00een propria piele, un consum de energie \u0219i un permanent motiv de frustrare. Ne p\u0103c\u0103lim mereu c\u0103 vom face \u0219i vom drege, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd te miri ce. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 nimic, niciun tratament minune nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103.<\/p>\n

Replica mea preferat\u0103 este dat\u0103 de o bun\u0103 prieten\u0103 care \u00eencerca de ani s\u0103 sl\u0103beasc\u0103 \u0219i pentru asta a f\u0103cut reflexoterapie, acupunctura, hipnoz\u0103, s-a folosit de medicamente, po\u021biuni \u0219i ghicit \u00een c\u0103r\u021bi. “Nimic nu am m\u00e2ncat azi, adic\u0103 doar punga asta de napolitane Joe”<\/p>\n

Sunt dintre cei care \u0219i-au am\u0103r\u00e2t zilele cu lupta cu kilogramele, de c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u0219tiu, \u0219i asta pe modelul c\u00e2nd eram slab\u0103\u00a0“nu destul” c\u00e2nd eram gras\u0103 “prea mult”. Numai Voodoo nu am f\u0103cut, si m-am p\u0103c\u0103lit cu clasicul “m\u0103 \u00eengra\u0219 \u0219i cu aer”. Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u0219ti gurmand \u00ee\u021bi place m\u00e2ncarea bun\u0103, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti pofticios \u00ee\u021bi place orice, iar dac\u0103 e\u0219ti gras e\u0219ti printre ace\u0219tia \u0219i nimic nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103 din paleative. Sigur nu vorbesc de cazurile patologice.<\/p>\n

Da, nimic nu merge.<\/p>\n

Stop p\u0103c\u0103lelii!<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vrei sa sl\u0103be\u0219ti func\u021bioneaz\u0103 doar foamea, sportul sau doctorul Rubin Munteanu.<\/p>\n

Foamea – pentru c\u0103 e disciplin\u0103 alimentar\u0103, meniuri minuscule, calorii num\u0103rate \u0219i nutri\u021bioni\u0219ti de\u0219tep\u021bi – aduce rezultate cu munc\u0103, efort, constr\u00e2ngeri \u00een c\u00e2teva luni, un an. Cheltuiala e pe m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 fiecare.<\/p>\n

Sport pentru c\u0103 e disciplin\u0103, armonie \u0219i via\u021b\u0103 organizat\u0103 – aduce cu efort sus\u021binut rezultate dac\u0103 respec\u021bi regulile de baz\u0103: nimic dup\u0103 o anumit\u0103 or\u0103, nu ron\u021b\u0103it \u0219i nu excese, calorii calculate \u0219i hran\u0103 g\u00e2ndit\u0103 pentru categoria de efort.<\/p>\n

Doctorul Munteanu este probabil cel mai carismatic chirurg \u0219i cel mai politicos, competent \u0219i modest din domeniu. Face chirurgie bariatric\u0103 din respect pentru pacient \u0219i nu ca afacere, \u0219i asta este ceva excep\u021bional \u00een general, cu at\u00e2t mai mult \u00een domeniul acesta considerat undeva \u00eentre chirurgie plastic\u0103, adic\u0103 un soi de moft \u0219i cea normal\u0103. Un doctor rom\u00e2n care r\u0103spunde la mailurile pacien\u021bilor \u0219i dup\u0103 cinci ani de la interven\u021bie, c\u00e2nd nu mai este de mult responsabilitatea sa, \u0219i poate \u00eentreb\u0103rile sunt u\u0219or stupide. Sl\u0103be\u0219ti cu eforturile unei interven\u021bii cu anestezie total\u0103, foarte mult, foarte repede, supravegheat \u0219i bine \u00eengrijit. Cost\u0103, doare, e un efort.<\/p>\n

\u00cen rest sunt prostii.<\/p>\n

Exemplu de prostie? Am \u00eencercat WaterOut de la Sensilab \u0219i l-am luat \u00een paralel cu o domni\u0219oar\u0103 coleg\u0103 s\u0103 ne urm\u0103rim reciproc rezultatele. O glum\u0103! Nu e scump, deci dac\u0103 vre\u021bi s\u0103 be\u021bi un suc timp de 10 zile, e ok.<\/p>\n

De ce vedete care arat\u0103 impecabil \u00eei fac reclam\u0103, de\u0219i \u00een mod evident nu au consumat nici m\u0103car o pic\u0103tur\u0103?<\/p>\n

Mai are rost \u00eentrebarea?<\/p>\n

Sa \u00eencerc\u0103m, totu\u0219i, dou\u0103 variante de r\u0103spuns:<\/p>\n

a) sunt pl\u0103tite<\/p>\n

b) fake news<\/p>\n

Voi pe care bifa\u021bi?<\/p>\n

(Eu r\u0103m\u00e2n la a), c\u0103ci v\u0103d c\u0103 Laura Cosoi promoveaz\u0103 \u0219i alte produse ale brand ului)<\/p>\n

A\u0219a c\u0103, s\u0103 \u00eencet\u0103m s\u0103 ne mai p\u0103c\u0103lim \u0219i s\u0103 accept\u0103m adev\u0103rul: NO PAIN, NO GAIN!<\/p>\n

Apoi … mai este o variant\u0103 la trinomul foame\/sport\/doc Munteanu … Garcia Marquez!<\/p>\n

“Dac\u0103 Dumnezeu mi-ar da o buc\u0103\u021bic\u0103 de viat\u0103, m-a\u0219 \u00eembr\u0103ca modest m-a\u0219 \u00eentinde la soare l\u0103s\u00e2nd la vederea tuturor, nu doar corpul meu ci \u0219i sufletul.”<\/p>\n

Se pare c\u0103 a\u0219a spunea Gabriel Garcia Marquez \u00een scrisoarea lui de adio. Nu \u0219tim dac\u0103 e adev\u0103rat sau nu, dar \u0219tim c\u0103 e mult adev\u0103r \u00een cele spuse.<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 e s\u0103 cerem ceva, s\u0103 cerem pace cu noi \u0219i \u00een noi.<\/p>\n

O zi f\u0103r\u0103 cusur<\/p>\n

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